Christmas comes but once a year

December 8th 2009, 23:12

Christmas time, mistletoe and family violence. Will you get novelty slippers from your Mum's friend who you call Auntie? Will you get a cheque for £3 from your gran? Will you be hungover all through the meal?

Praise baby Santa for our pre christmas sale, and give something worth keeping this year - 'negrete'.